Blue Velvet

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 

We are a small company. A very small company. Like, we are literally a 120lb company…approximately…depends on if we have snacks. We create designs and made a website. Everything else is done externally and those jabronis gotta be paid too.

• For packages lost in transit, please contact the shipping carrier and make a claim to receive a refund.
• If your package is stolen by your weird neighbor, I cannot officially suggest anything helpful or legal.
• For clothing that fits or smells weird—it could just be you.
• And for anything and everything else…all sales are still final. 🫣
  

Thank you for your understanding and support of our very small, bery poor, and very hungry business, that is just here to stick it to ‘the man’ one weird product at a time.

Please send snacks. We’re seriously hungry.